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Yeah I've been hearing a lot about this. Not going to happen though. As much as I want Ashley to leave, I worry that we'd get someone a lot worse, and we really could do an awful lot worse. I reckon Vince would be - the guy is fucking nuts! Not even as rich as Ashley either so probably wouldn't change too much.
My complaint to other Newcastle fans when the above pic did the rounds was why put Khali in goal? He can barely move so would make the worst keeper ever! No pace at the back either, even if there is a ridiculous amount of power.
Goldust is a terrible choice for a right winger. I'd have Kingston in there, his ability in the air is unparalleled. Shame Shelton isn't with them anymore, he's a three-sport athlete so chances are he could make that four.
This isn't the first time this rumour has popped up. The same thing happened three years ago.
Khali would be too slow to save anything. Goldust is too old and not fast enough to be a winger.
The defense is solid though.
/seriousface.
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Goldust is a terrible choice for a right winger. I'd have Kingston in there, his ability in the air is unparalleled. Shame Shelton isn't with them anymore, he's a three-sport athlete so chances are he could make that four.
I'd have John Morrison in goal and Benjamin and Kofi Kingston on the wings. Cena would make a good box to box midfielder.
No way, Cena would get blown up way too quickly. He can't do a big starfish sell in the middle of a football match. I'd use Ziggler, he'd do some great bumping to win free kicks and penalties.
As long as we have Teddy Long as head coach I'll be happy.
I hope the ref's on the pitch take bumps like the ones in the ring. Love to see someone bump into Howard Webb and him lying on the floor and Suarez hits a Newcaslte player with a low blow and goes on to score the winner putting him over as the number 1 heel in the Premier League. Then we can flip the script and have Randy Orton beat the shit out of Alan Shrear like he tends to do with Cena's dad and other old people.
Cup finals inside a stadium sized Hell in a Cell.
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As long as we have Teddy Long as head coach I'll be happy.
I hope the ref's on the pitch take bumps like the ones in the ring. Love to see someone bump into Howard Webb and him lying on the floor and Suarez hits a Newcaslte player with a low blow and goes on to score the winner putting him over as the number 1 heel in the Premier League. Then we can flip the script and have Randy Orton beat the shit out of Alan Shrear like he tends to do with Cena's dad and other old people.
I've always wanted to see ref bumps in football, but unfortunately we'd need simultaneous ref and linesman bumps. Maybe we could start using cheerleaders and use them to distract the officials. Michael Cole will be hoping for two players to pass back and forth a lot, he loves yelling "1-2, he got him!"
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/foot … 35535.html
Supposedly Vince McMamahon wants to buy Newcastle United.
Here's the article if you're interested.
Sounds like complete bullshit to me but there was lots of funny pictures doing their rounds on twitter.
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