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Henry was robbed of his Slammy! Robbed I tells ya!
Post-Raw, Booker decided to rope everyone into doing spinaroonies. Bryan did one, Cena did one that Booker called the worst of all time, even Steph did one. Then they called Punk out, who was supposedly in the shower at the time so he came out in his tiny, tiny pants.
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There's the video, quit hilarious. Strange to see Punk hug Steph, she did the best Spinaroonie apart from O'Neil too.
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Has road dogg left tna then? I thought he was champ over there?
Has road dogg left tna then? I thought he was champ over there?
I remember him and Billy Gunn making a group called VKM and going at McMahon and Triple H and calling them all kinds of thing. Few years and a couple pay checks later it's back to New Age Outlaws and sucking it.
Well here we go again, after only watching last weeks Raw yesterday, I cant say I am looking forward to this weeks show, but I will watch it just so I can do this post...
HOUR ONE
So we start off with the hype for the Slammy Awards etc... last years Slammy show was alright, I guess, but am sure we will get the usual returns, of the likes of New Age Outlaws and HBK and prob Sgt Slaghter and Mick Foley...
I finish typing just as they announce who the guest stars are, and apart from Brett and Eve Torres I was right, to be fair I was about to type Lita, but they gone with Eve instead lol...
Oh dear.. a tutorial on how to download the WWE app.. am not being funny, if kids dont know how to download a app on there phone, there is something wrong....
D-Bry is out first and its his hometown, so does that mean he will end up getting beat down like they usually do in someones home town.. He is facing Summer Rae's valet... I guess this is just a easy match for D-Bry to get some cheers... Michael Cole is pushing that Wyatts want D-Bry to join etc... D-Bry wins the easy match and then Bray Wyatt comes on the screen... basically saying, Join us or die haha...
King n Booker come out to announce the presenters who will announce the first Slammy... New Age Outlaws.. The crowd interupt Road Dogg doing his usual talking by chanting for One More Match... The winner of the LOL moment of year will be after the break... The Rock wins for his song about Vicki...
On with the show and this classic matchup featuring Santino vs Sandow... Sandow wins.. Surprise...
Shield are out next in Black suits to present Slammy for Double Cross of Year and the winner is...
I have to just point out, at this point that the weird voice over is saying "welcome back to the 2013 Slammy Awards" yet the graphic on screen clearly says 2012 Slammy Awards HAHAHAHA
HBK wins the award for Double Cross of the year and out he comes to accept the award and his speech basically consists of him being annoyed cos he has been double crossing people for 2years and it took him to retire to win this slammy.. and then responds to a member of crowd trying to chant "You Sold Out" by saying "Look here pin head, I sold out a long time ago, thats why im still here" haha
Kofi vs Miz now.. and Miz wins an OK match, but Kofi attacks him after the match..
Eve Torres is out now to present Slammy for Diva of Year... and the winner is The Bella Twins...
HOUR TWO
8 Man tag match now, Boreback, Axel and Real Americans vs Cody, Goldust, Rey Rey and Big Show... Mysterio gets the win on Axel... Was basically as expected...
HBK is out now at the Slammy podium... presenting the WWE Superstar of the year and the winner is D-Bry... almost like it was setup for HBK to win the Double Cross of year against D-Bry has to resent him with his Superstar of Year Slammy.. and Michael Cole felt it necesary to tell us which was on the left and which was on the right haha...
Sin Cara vs ADR is up next yet again, like last week and once again we have the weird mood lighting... Sin Cara wins again...
Prime Time Players are out next to present award for fan participation award... and surprise surprise, D-Bry wins for his YES chants...
Brodus Clay takes on and easily defeats Xavier Woods... then has a post match beat down before Brodus is held back by Tensai... a heel turn perhaps?
Miz is out next to present award for insult of the year... and the winner is Steph degrading and slapping Big show...
HOUR THREE
CM Punk vs Ambrose next, should be a god match, and it has been a good match and they are starting the rift for The Shield as Ambrose is telling Reigns and Rollins to leave as he got this by himself and they walk away, leaving Ambrose to go to sleep on his own as they watch on from the ramp and dont make the save...
Mick Foley is out now with a well groomed beard to announce the Slammy for the Extreme moment of year... The winner is... Punk exacting vengence on Heyman at HIAC...
Usos are facing the Wyatt family next.. and surprise surprise, Harper and Rowan win...
Bret Hart is out next to announce the Slammy for Match of the Year... The winner is John Cena vs Rock... hmmm...
Natty Neidhart defeats Tamino in the ring....
Now there is an Ascention ceremony where its the last time we will see both titles in the ring together at same time apparently... Authority comes out first.. and after the break, 20 former WWE and World Champions ae in the ring, including Dolph and Kahli as erll as Kane and Brett etc.. just basically the upper mid carders and main eventers hahaha...
The crowd interupt Trips boring speech with a big D-Bry chant which Trips tries to shout through, but the crowd just get louder hahaha, Trips tries to wait it out and the crowd only stop after Henry raises D-Bry's hand and they erupt into a YES YES YES chant haha Trips tries to joke it off by saying D-Bry has alot of family in the building and then tries to continue with his boring speech...
Orton comes out followed by Cena and the titles are then wrapped around the golden hook and prepared to be hoisted above the ring.. then Orton goes on a heel promo saying how he would beat Bret etc and is going to win at TLC blah blah .. Cena knows that noone wants t hear him speak and the only way he can get a cheer at this point, is to bring D-Bry into the argument and let the crowd cheer for the home town guy by saying D-Bry had to earn and work for everything but Randy was handed everything because his dad was hall of famer and is sheltered by Trips etc... Blah Blah Blah...
Fight breaks out... Orton cheap shots Cena and the guys try seperate them... Orton pushes Punk and Punk then punches Orton, trips grabs punk and shouts at Randy.... Pundecks Triple H and Michaels Sweet Chin Musics Punk, D-Bry running knees HBK and knocks him ut... Orton goes for RKO on D-Bry but D-Bry pushes Orton away and he knocks Steph on her ass as he is pushed away... Trips fives in and tends to Steph as Orton looks concerned and Triple H pedigrees Orton as Kane and Cena and Trips help up Stephanie... leaving Orton laying in ring and Cena stood with the Authority...
Good end to the show... but thats about it..