chux4w's Raw Thoughts

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Three words. Bella Nipple Slip.

Mmmmmmm

Did the WWE have to cut costs on double stick tape or something? The last time I can remember a nip slip before this year was Jacqueline in like 97.

Nice boobie, though

Is the one who had the nip slip the hot(ish) one or the ugly one? I can't tell.

Brie is generally considered the hot one.

Orton and Cena in the ring, Shield come out? I think someone has been reading the GM Game.

Why does it feel like to me that WWE directly addresses internet forums nowadays? It's like they're parodying everything said about them on the internet and showing how stupid the IWC is/can be most of the time.

Why does it feel like to me that WWE directly addresses internet forums nowadays? It's like they're parodying everything said about them on the internet and showing how stupid the IWC is/can be most of the time.

I have never bought into the idea that Vince completely ignores the IWC. It's impossible to believe. There are so many storylines and signings that are talked about heavily on the internet weeks or months before they happen. Z! True Long Island Story proves that they pay attention. They just want everyone to believe that they are creative geniuses and come up with this shit all on their own. Poppycock!

Why does it feel like to me that WWE directly addresses internet forums nowadays? It's like they're parodying everything said about them on the internet and showing how stupid the IWC is/can be most of the time.

I have never bought into the idea that Vince completely ignores the IWC. It's impossible to believe. There are so many storylines and signings that are talked about heavily on the internet weeks or months before they happen. Z! True Long Island Story proves that they pay attention. They just want everyone to believe that they are creative geniuses and come up with this shit all on their own. Poppycock!

He doesn't have time to trawl the message boards, but he does get reports of what rumours are doing the rounds. Not too long ago he actually told someone to condense the big newsletters into one page for him to read, then he'd either laugh at it or get pissed with it depending on how accurate it was.

So right now he knows about the Reddit guy, he knows pretty much what Meltzer and Keller are talking about, but it's not like he actually reads 4w. He should, but unfortunately...

I dunno, some 4CW ideas have appeared in the WWE.  We had Gemini (Gymini) and the Chair Match concept before the 'E.  And I'm sure we had our Night of Champions PPV/Super Storm Front before the WWE PPV.  It's only a matter of time before Sole Survivor and the Gallows Pole appear ....

I dunno, some 4CW ideas have appeared in the WWE.  We had Gemini (Gymini) and the Chair Match concept before the 'E.  And I'm sure we had our Night of Champions PPV/Super Storm Front before the WWE PPV.  It's only a matter of time before Sole Survivor and the Gallows Pole appear ....

No choking in WWE these days! Gallows pole would never fly. They did steal the Spirit Squad's mini trampoline from us though, that's another one.

Not had enough time to watch Raw this week, I have been watching a little bit each day over the last few days... And Cena has finaly done it.. he has become more annoying and pathetic and contradictory and stupid and idiotic than normal... And it isn't his character that is useless, its him... There was something wrong with every single thing that he said in his promo, the crowd didn't even care enough to boo him, they were just silent, to the point where he had to point out to the tv audience what the crowd were chanting, not because it was too loud it wasn't audible, it was because the only people chanting were the 20 office workers stood in the corner trying to get the You Cant Wrestle chant going, and it didn't work..

The only chant that got half going was BORING BORING until Cena had to steal D-Bry catchphrase and mention that the crowd wants to see Cena vs Bryan now and they al chanted YES YES....

It really does amuse me when Cena comes out talking about how D-Bry was not original because of the things he said about Cena.. Hell, how can cena call anybody out for not being original... The only reason all those things have been said about him in the past is because he has never changed his tiresome gimmick and there are only soo many things people can say over the years....

Until Vince has the balls to turn him heel, there is nothing more Cena can do other than spout the same material week in and week out to the point where the crowd were not interesting in him or anything he was saying, he tried his best to get a chant going of you cant wrestle and even that failed... it was painful to watch.

Cena will never turn heel. It'll never, ever happen. And I'd put money on it. Ever. He'll retire without turning heel again.

Zigglers momentum has totally disappeared since his concussion, and to find a way to get people to care about Kaitlyn, they are going to team her with Ziggler in a mixed Tag Match...

Ziggler will be OK. He's in a transition phase at the minute. The feud with Langston is just wasting time so Del Rio can build a reign with the title... then probably the PPV after SummerSlam, Ziggler will get back into the World Title scene, probably in a triple threat with Christian (they can't do Ziggler/Del Rio again, surely) and Ziggler will win the title. As a full blown face, and World Champion, his momentum will soon be back.

Well, Raw had a pretty fucking amazing last 20 minutes or so. Don't get me wrong I always kinda thought Reigns was the weak link in The Shield, but damn he put on a fantastic match with Daniel Bryan. Then the massive brawl at the very end when everyone comes to help, the crowd all on their feet going insane. I can't remember the last time Raw had me so fucking pumped. And Raw was pretty amazing the night after Mania.

Cena will never turn heel. It'll never, ever happen. And I'd put money on it. Ever. He'll retire without turning heel again.

Bad take.

Cena will never turn heel. It'll never, ever happen. And I'd put money on it. Ever. He'll retire without turning heel again.

Bad take.

Being wrong, 12 years later, and having a bad take are not the same thing. But I digress.