4CW Duskfall: Janiturial Justice - Feb 7, 2021

4CW Duskfall
February 7, 2021
Live from Green Bay, Wisconsin

The show starts with a video package, highlighting some of the talent often seen in 4CW such as Tommy Young, Drunkin Janitur, The Supergroup, The Black Flame and Hyperdrive. The theme song for the show ”Ties That Bind” by Alter Bridge plays throughout. Then we cut to the arena, to the fans and to the commentary team of Scott Phoenix and Olivia Ito.

Phoenix: Welcome one and all, to the third edition of 4CW Duskfall! And what a special night it is tonight as we bring you Janiturial Justice! This is the 15th Anniversary show for our resident custodian, Drunkin Janitur! And as such, he is the special guest General Manager tonight!
Ito: And I don’t think we can guarantee anything that will happen tonight, Scott, except maybe just one thing: it’s going to be fun!

The titantron flickers to life and Janitur appears on the screen to a humongous pop!

Phoenix: And there he is, the man himself!

Janitur: Ahoy! Everyone and one! Me is here tonight to be general show manager! It be the 15th year of me anniversaries and that means it be time we celebrate I! Me wanted to come out and see you all, but me will be the best GM! Me been watching Sery all the time, even late at night, so me has the best shot at being the goodest GM is being on the big video box! Me going to tell you match now!

Phoenix: To be fair to Janitur, that is pretty accurate.
Ito: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

Janitur: Tonight! On my specialists of shows! In the main event of me show! I will show me! versus! Me... yer! That be Dirk Meyer! Nose to Nose! Lips to Lips! Cheek to Cheek! Oh and we be wrestling too...

Ito: Janitur vs Meyer? Now that’s a main event right there!

Janitur: Yes, yes, me is much excited too! But that not be all, tonight Murder of Crows, the brothers Robert and Jason, will take on Quentin Cosmos in tag team match!

Phoenix: It’s Quentin Cosmo, not Cosmos. And I think what Janitur meant to say is it will be a handicap match, which is an odd decision for him to make but… well, Janitur is odd.

Janitur: And of course, we will also have the match of Madeline Phoenix vs Eli Waters! This be a champion contender match!

The crowd boos!

Janitur: A little joke from my humour! Sorry... Me know you don't like that, but... I do have a bunch of big super rises coming! Me ready to enjoy the show and me hope you joins me! Ok me go now! You watch match!

Janitur’s masked face disappears from the tron. Then, Carson clears his throat and announces the opening match.

Carson: This opening following contest is scheduled for one fall!

"Phoenix (Volkor X remix)" by Scandroid hits the PA system. The crowd explodes as she steps out onto the stage, complemented by dimmed lighting and dancing red spotlights. The spotlights encircle her, then give way to just one, which centres itself over Phoenix herself.

Carson: Introducing first, hailing from Nara, Japan, weighing in at 125lbs.. She is the 4CW UNIVERSAL CHAMPION … MADELINE … PHOOOOOENIX!!

Phoenix: Madeline Phoenix has stepped into 2021 with her first piece of 4CW gold and I couldn’t be more proud!
Ito: I can’t imagine how good it feels to see your daughter walk down the ramp a champion. She certainly has proven deserving of it!
Phoenix: And while she isn’t defending the title tonight, I’m sure she will be eager to make a statement here!

Madeline Phoenix walks down the ramp sporting an intensely focused look. She reaches the bottom of the ramp and heads over to ascend the steel ring steps. She turns to the crowd and throws up her arms. They shower her in cheers and she smiles, before entering into the ring. She tosses her arms up one more time for the same response and then makes her way to the corner, taking her title from her waist and handing it to a ringside assistant and readying herself for her opponent.

”Ravenous by Killswitch Engage hits the PA system. The crowd’s cheers for Madeline turn to sour boos for the Black Flame member as he steps out on stage.

Carson: And her opponent, from Newport, Wales, weighing in at 231lbs … THE HORIZON .. ELIIIIII … WATERS!!

Phoenix: And her opponent is no push over tonight! Eli Waters is a former Universal Champion in his own right, and he has been part of the ever-dominant Black Flame since August of last year. Obviously, The Black Flame has a lot of history with Madeline Phoenix so there will be no love lost between these two.
Ito: And Eli Waters knows that a win tonight could put him in the hat for a future title match!

Eli Waters heads down to the ring, looking confident. When he reaches the bottom of the ramp, he slides under the bottom rope and into the ring, reminiscent of Black Flame leader Rhys Cain. Waters get up and heads to the opposite corner to Phoenix, never taking his eyes off her. Jason Trent does all of his pre-match checks and then calls for the bell.

This match begins in the dominating manner many would have expected. Eli Waters, with over 100bs on Phoenix, spends the first couple of minutes throwing his weight around. Phoenix takes blow after blow, unable to catch a break from the powerful Black Flame member. However, Madeline Phoenix eventually does find an opening, making some space with a superkick and following it up with a Barrel Roll (Ranhei) for a two count and a tide-turner in the match.

Phoenix starts to control the match, using her speed and ariel prowess to keep Waters down on the mat. She exhausts him with as many covers as she can manage but none of them put Waters away. Eventually, Waters gets back into the fight with his This Fire Burns spinebuster and gets a two count.

Waters sets up for The Death of Injustice (Brogue Kick) but Phoenix moves out of the way. Waters gets his foot stuck on the ropes and Phoenix rolls him up but only gets a two count. Both Waters and Phoenix get back to their feet, but Phoenix is faster and takes out Waters with the String Cutter!

Madeline Phoenix, feeling the momentum build and the electric atmosphere of the crowd fil her, heads to the top rope. She signals her attempt at Phoenix Rising when suddenly, DARK LOTUS climbs up on the apron. Phoenix tries to readjust but Lotus pushes her off the top rope, causing her to crash inside the ring. Jason Trent calls for the bell.

Carson: Here is your winner via disqualification, MADELINE … PHOENIX!!

Win-Loss Records
Madeline Phoenix 1-0
Eli Waters 0-1

Phoenix: What the hell? Why is Dark Lotus getting involved in this match?
Ito: I’m not sure… he already has his title match at Storm Front: Declaration. He has no reason to get involved.
Phoenix: Except to soften up his opponent, I guess! Real tough guy!

Dark Lotus steps into the ring and steps over Madeline Phoenix’s body. Eli Waters gets back to his feet, realising Dark Lotus has cost him the match. He looks furious at first and steps forward towards Lotus, but then he stops… rethinks his plans, retreats and drops to the mat, rolling under the rope and back up the ramp.

Ito: It seems Eli Waters wants no part of Dark Lotus.

Finally alone with his prey, Dark Lotus grabs Madeline Phoenix and lifts her to his side, taking her out with a sidewalk slam. He then grabs Phoenix and ragdolls her over the top rope and sends her crashing to the ringside floor.

Phoenix: Come on, now! This is unnecessary!

Lotus rolls out of the ring, grabs Phoenix and whips her into the steel steps. Madeline collides with the steps, which break upon her impact and leave her laying. Happy with his work, Dark Lotus grins and then turns and heads around the ring and back up the ramp. His music ”Spiders on the Wall” by Magnolia Bayou plays as he leaves.

Phoenix: Well, Dark Lotus certainly has sent a message to Madeline Phoenix tonight… and I’m sure she will want to respond tenfold at the earliest opportunity!

At the top of the ramp, Dark Lotus meets up with Ol’ Smokey. They exchange some unheard words as they leave. We cut to a break.

==

”Cowboys From Hell” by Pantera hits the PA system and Jason and Robert Crow step out on stage. Jason has the Hardcore Title over his shoulder.

Carson: The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at a combined weight of 496lbs, ROBERT and the Hardcore Champion JASON … MURDER OF CROOOOOOOOWS!!

Phoenix: Well here come the Murder of Crows, the oldest of which, Jason, is the 4CW Hardcore Champion. I’m not quite sure what Janitur was thinking with this match though. Quentin Cosmo has to take them both on.

”Between II Worlds” by NERO hits the PA system.

Carson: And their opponents, from The Wider Universe, weighing in at a combined weight of 434lbs… QUENTIN … COSMOS!!

Ito: Alright, who messed with Carson’s lines?
Phoenix: Regardless of Carson’s mishap, you can clearly see there is only Quentin Cosmo heading to the ring. He has no tag partner. Is Janitur so drunk that he’s seeing double?
Ito: And just to clear things up, for the duration of this match, the Hardcore title will not be on the line!

Cosmo comes down to the ring, ready and willing to fight even if the situation is very clearly unfair. He takes the opposite corner to Murder of Crows, who look like they are trying not to laugh. Cosmo stands on the apron as Jason decides to start the match. Cosmo enters the ring and Jason suddenly decides, as if Cosmo just conferred with an imaginary partner and came into the ring instead of them, that he would change tactics and go back to the apron, with Robert coming in to replace him. The Crows grinned at each other as the referee got the match underway.

Cosmo and Robert start the match pretty evenly. Robert a little more vicious with a tad more power, but Cosmo giving as good as he gets, keeping it competitive. However, when Robert tags in the fresh Jason after three minutes, the tide of the match starts to turn. The Crows keep Cosmo in their own corner and dominate him with quick tags and stomps and strikes in the corner.

Eventually Jason stops playing with his food and takes out Cosmo with a huge DDT but only gets a two count. Jason tags in Robert and Robert takes Cosmo out with a clothesline and a powerbomb before trying a cover, but Cosmo once again kicks out.

Robert picks up Cosmo and whips him towards the Crows corner when suddenly the lights go out. When they turn back on, it is first apparent that Cosmo reversed the whip and sent Robert into his own corner. It also becomes obvious a moment later than Cosmo’s corner is no longer empty! Another Quentin Cosmo, dressed in blue, lit-up tights, is standing on the apron!! Cosmo half-runs, half-falls over to the corner and tags in Cozmo! Cozmo steps into the ring and runs at Jason, who had tagged himself in, with a clothesline.

Robert stands on the apron, stunned and bewildered at what he is seeing, and eats a clothesline off the apron. Cozmo then waits for Jason to get to his feet and hits THE PARADOX! ONE … TWO … THREE!!

Carson: Here are your winners… QUENTIN … COSMOOOOS!!

Win-Loss Records
Quentin Cosmo 2-0
Robert Crow 1-2
Jason Crow 0-1

Phoenix: I - I guess there WAS another Cosmo!
Ito: I - I don’t really know how to explain what just happened without sounding crazy.
Phoenix: I know what you mean, Olivia! Regardless, Quentin Cosmos, then, have won this match! Surely, this puts Cosmo in line for a direct one on one Hardcore Championship match?

The lights go out again. They come back on, and Cozmo is gone. The original Cosmo is standing on the outside of the ring, at the bottom of the ramp. He looks into the ring and sees a vulnerable Jason but before he can take his chance, Robert pulls Jason out of the ring. Cosmo decides not to take his chances and retreats up the ramp as we cut to a break

===

When we return from commercials, a cameraman catches up with Tommy Young and Brian White as they are moving away from their dressing room.

Cameraman: Brian! How are you feeling with the wedding coming up?

Brian and Tommy stop and turn.

Brian: Well, preparations are going well. I’m getting excited I suppose. You’d really have to ask Teri to be fair! Hehehe!

Both men chuckle at the thought of Miss Teri in organising mode.

Brian: Come to think of it, she’s been gone a while now… She was only going to get some more water bottles.

Brian looks at Tommy, who looks perplexed as he shakes his head. Brian puts his hand in front of a runner as she passes.

Brian: Have you seen Teri anywhere?
Runner: Sorry sir, not since the three of you arrived earlier today…

The runner looks from one man to the other, noting the slowly growing worry in their faces.

Runner: Er, I’ll keep an eye out for her, if you want?

Brian nods his thanks, and the runner carries on with her errand.

Tommy: Yeah, me too. You better go look for her. I gotta get going…

Tommy heads off giving White a punch on the shoulder in encouragement. White stands still for a second, before moving off in the same direction as the runner, the cameraman following along.

We cut to another part of the backstage area where Jason and Robert Crow are in their locker room, recovering from earlier. The door bursts open, which causes Robert to jump to his feet. It's Jerome Grayson who steps into the room, with a referee in tow.

Robert: You again?
Grayson: Shut it, pup. I'm here to talk to the master.

Robert is furious at this and launches himself forward, but Grayson throws him into a nearby locker.

Grayson: There's a Hardcore Title match advertised on the poster of this show and I haven't seen one yet so -

Grayson lunges and grabs Jason, unloading punches and sending him into the shower. Grayson turns the shower on then grabs the soaked Jason and throws him into another set of lockers. Suddenly, Robert appears behind Grayson and smashes him in the back with a steel chair! Grayson recoils as Jason DDT's him right on the title belt! Jason hooks the leg! ONE ... TWO ... THREE!!

Win-Loss Records
Jason Crow 1-1
Jerome Grayson 0-2

Jason: There's your title match! Fuck this, let's go home.

Jason leaves and Robert follows as Jerome Grayson reels from the DDT.

===

Carson: Please welcome, on his way to the ring, from Supremeville, USA, 4CW HALL OF FAMER… SUUUUUPREME!!

Supreme comes down the ramp, a mic in hand. The crowd give him a loud but mixed reaction. Supreme rolls into the ring and jumps up as his music cuts out.

Supreme: Hey guys, remember me? I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t. Ever since Sery took over this place, trying to get a place on the card becomes evermore elusive. Well, tonight I’m TAKING my spot… maybe I’ll even take two! Open challenge! Who in the back has the guts to take me on?

Supreme drops the mic and waits. At first, no-one seems to be answering the call, but then ”Born to Run” by Bruce Springsteen hits the PA system.

Carson: And his opponent, from Omaha, Nebraska, weighing in at 190.5lbs … THE WRESTLER … ROBERT … SMITH!!

Supreme is chuckling to himself in the middle of the ring but doesn’t say anything. Robert Smith gets into the ring and squares off against Supreme. Referee Jude O’Cater decides everything is above board and calls for the bell.

Supreme is not in a mood to mess around. He immediately unleashes a series of forearm strikes and follows up with the Supreme Annoyance, which rocks Robert Smith and causes him to get knocked down to the ground within seconds. Supreme wastes no time hooking up Robert Smith into the Texas Cloverleaf that he calls Supreme Demise! This leaves Robert Smith tapping out less than a minute into the match.

After tapping out Robert Smith, Supreme kicks him out of the ring. He then snatches the mic from Carson before he can announce him as the winner.

Win-Loss Records
Supreme 1-0
Robert Smith 0-1

Supreme: Now, now! I’m just getting started! I said, I wanted a CHALLENGE!! COME ON!!

Supreme drops the mic again and ”Muggsy Bogues” by Alltta hits the PA system.

Carson: And his opponent, from Dallas, Texas… weighing in at 230lbs… JEROOOOOME … GRAYSON!!

As Grayson heads to the ring, it becomes apparent he is still groggy from his brawl with Jason backstage and he has a cut on his head from the DDT on to the title belt. Neverthless, he marches down to the ring.

Phoenix: Grayson showing some real fight and resolve tonight for all the good it'll do him!

Supreme isn’t able to dominate this match as easily. The superior size of Grayson means he starts the match putting Supreme on the defensive cornering him with some chops and strikes. Supreme retaliates with a boot to Grayson’s knee. Grayson goes down to one knee and eats a DDT for his troubles but Supreme only gets a two count.

Supreme picks up Grayson for a German Suplex, but Grayson lands on his feet, grabs Supreme and hits his What Goes Up, Must Come Down Exploder Suplex that gets significant air time before Supreme crashes. A cover from Grayson only gets a two count.

Grayson starts to take control, with a clothesline and a back body drop, but another boot to Grayson’s knee from Supreme, followed by a Supreme Annoyance Roaring Elbow, sets up Jerome Grayson perfectly for the Supreme Compromise (Fisherman’s Suplex). Supreme holds the bridge for the one… two… three!!

Carson: Here is your winner …  SUPREEEEEME!!

Win-Loss Records
Supreme 2-0
Jerome Grayson 0-3

After the match, Supreme rolls to his feet on the outside and grabs a mic.

Supreme: This is ridiculous! I need an actual challenge! If the elite competition doesn’t come to me, I will seek it out myself. At Storm Front: Declaration, I’m going to win the entire Stormchaser Tournament and then I’m going to headline Revival XV against my old frenemy Jack Valentine and once again become 4CW Undisputed World Champion!!

Supreme throws the mic and storms off as we cut to a break with his music playing.

Ito: A frighteningly dominant display from Supreme who dispatches not one, but two competitors one after another!
Phoenix: He certainly feels like he has something to prove at Storm Front: Declaration later this month by winning the Stormchaser Tournament!

==

The camera cuts back to White as he’s moving through the commissary, asking various staff members if they’ve seen Miss Teri. After a short while, he stops and swears.

White: Shit! Where are you baby?

White heads off down another corridor, worry starting to change to anger.

”You Ain’t Ready” by Skillet hits the PA system. The crowd pops at the appearance of the 4CW Custom Cup Champion as he steps out on stage in full wrestling gear. He stands at the head of the ramp pumping his arms to the music before beginning to make his way down the ramp, bouncing in time top the music and slapping hands as he goes

Carson: Introducing, weighing in at 230lbs… he is the 4CW Custom Cup Champion… XAVIEEEER … AVANA!!

Reaching the bottom, Avana decides to take a lap of the ring, slapping hands as he goes, just enjoying himself with the crowd in attendance.

Phoenix: Xavier Avana last went up against Witch Hazel, coming out on top, and he’s looking to continue that record tonight.
Ito: That’s absolutely right! Though I do wonder what he’s doing out here, he’s not scheduled at all…

Avana leaps into the ring and plays the crowd, taking the belt from his waist and lifting it high into the air as the cheering continues. After a minute he takes the proffered microphone and stands in the middle of the ring, belt over his shoulder and smile on his face as the crowd continue its praises.

Avana: Thank you 4CW-verse! It’s been quite the ride.

The crowd volume raises again, and Xavier has to stop for a second again.

Avana: Yeah! This is why I got into the business! HAHA!! I’ve had this belt a few of months now, but only defended it once, and honestly, that’s bullshit! Granted, a lot of guys wouldn’t mind just holding onto the belt and racking up the days without having to work for it, but not me! I wanna give the 4CW-verse what you all want! Xavier Avana putting his money where his mouth is. So, with that in mind, and with the blessing of tonight’s guest GM, I’m gonna offer an open challenge to anyone in the back. If you got something to put on the line, then you got a chance at this here belt!

The crowd roar in appreciation and all eyes go to the entrance ramp in anticipation.

Ito: Avana’s feeling confident! Who’s going to take up the challenge?

A few seconds pass before the lights all drop. An air raid siren sounds over the arena as spotlights start to search the open skies of fight island and Winston Churchill’s voice is heard as his “We will fight them on the beaches” speech is broadcast over the PA. The crowd cheer as they guess what’s coming next. The lights drop out as the opening riff to Iron Maiden’s Aces High hits and the crowd goes berserk. The main riff hits and Tommy Young leaps through the curtain, hitting a perfect three-point landing.

Phoenix: And there’s our answer! ‘Top Gun’ Tommy Young is coming to try and reclaim the Custom Cup Championship!

Tommy raises and does his trademark target lock taunt before heading down to the ring, slapping hands and choosing one lucky kid at the bottom to give his shades to before taking a run and sliding into the ring. He heads to a corner and steps to the second rope where he does his target lock again before bouncing down, grabbing a mic and facing Xavier Avana.

Avana: Tommy! Good to see ya buddy! So, you wanna take me on for this beautiful belt, eh?

Tommy nods.

Avana: Well, you know the deal here. You wanna play, you gotta pay! So, what you putting into the pot?

Tommy shrugs off his bomber jacket and holds it up.

Young: I’m putting this up!

Avana crosses his arms, saying nothing. The crowd look on, murmurs coming from a few as the patches on the shoulders are shown and partially understood.

Young: This jacket belonged to my Dadcu, my grandfather. He flew with No.614 squadron, joined when they first set it up in 1937. So yeah, he flew during World War 2. First doing coastal patrols up in Scotland, he flew as part of the ‘Thousand Bomber Raids’ in 1942 and then in North Africa and Italy. He was lucky in that he was never shot down. I even got to hear a bunch of his stories before he died. He gave me this jacket a week before he passed away. This jacket means more to me than most things. I think it qualifies.

Avana looks on, his face showing a seriousness hitherto unseen this night as he recognises the weight of history held in the jacket held by Tommy Young. Slowly he raises his microphone and with a solemn nod, states ‘You’re on!’

The crowd roar in anticipation as senior referee Anna Molly runs to the ring and slides in as nimbly as any wrestler. Taking the belt and Jacket, she raises them in the air before passing them off to the timekeeper.

Phoenix: That is quite the story! I never knew that jacket held such a story!
Ito: And I can’t believe he’s putting it on the line, it sounds very important to him.

Having done the checks, Anna Molly calls for the bell.

DING! DING! DING!

The match starts off quickly with both competitors showing off impressive mat skills and pure wrestling. Tommy does gain some advantage with his speed, taking Avana down with a Hurricanranna before landing his standing moonsault to a cover which Avana kicks out at 2. Avana puts on the brakes with a Bent Outta Shape out of nowhere!

With the challenger rocked, Avana continues with solid strikes to the body before whipping Young to the ropes. Young manages to dodge the incoming clothesline and fires off a drop kick, leaving both competitors on the mat.

After a short while, the match continues with Avana keeping the momentum. Young tries to fight back, taking down Avana with a missile dropkick and a tornado DDT to gain near falls and a bit of momentum - but Avana, in prime form, keeps coming and Young suffers. Young climbs up for a Bombs Away but misses as Avana rolls out of the way.

Avana then hits a second Bent Outta Shape before going to the ropes and landing the Burn Out for the 1...2...3!!

Carson: Here is your winner and STILL the 4CW Custom Cup Champion… XAVIER … AVANAAA!!

Win-Loss Records
Xavier Avana 1-0
Tommy Young 0-1

The crowd roars in appreciation to the hectic and fast paced match. Avana receives both his prizes and holds them high before rolling out of the ring.

Phoenix: Well, despite the fact that Xavier Avana is the champion, I have to say I feel that is a bit of an upset!
Ito: I understand where you’re coming from, Scott. Tommy Young is a former Custom Cup Champion himself. Not only that, he was fighting for the 4CW World Championship not six weeks ago.
Phoenix: And it seems that all that competition has been exhausting him, perhaps mentally as well as physically. Xavier Avana’s Burn Out has never seemed so aptly named.

He turns back to the ring to see Tommy kneeling in the middle of the ring, his face a picture of shock, rapidly turning to grief as tears begin to run down his cheeks. Avana, his face a picture of grim understanding, mouths ‘I’m sorry’ before turning back to the ramp holding his belt at his side and his new jacket over his shoulder.

Ito: And to top it all off, Young has lost his precious jacket to Xavier Avana. He must be crushed.

Tommy Young sits in the ring, dejected as we fade to ads.

We cut backstage where Brian White is stomping down a corridor, obviously angry now.

White: TERI!! WHERE ARE YOU TERI?!

White’s bellow echoes back at him and a head pokes out of a side passage in surprise.

White: YOU! Have you seen Miss Teri?
Man: Sorry Mr White, I haven’t.
White: FUCK!!

White grabs a chair against the wall and throws it down the hall, where it lies in a broken heap. The man quickly pops his head back in as White begins jogging past, shouting for Miss Teri as he goes.

Phoenix: Brain White is getting really concerned about Miss Teri!
Ito: I sure hope she’s alright!

===

White makes it to the underground parking lot, practically in a frenzy.

White: TERI!! ARE YOU DOWN HERE?!

White rushes out into the lot towards the ramp, eyes darting left and right. Suddenly he sees something off in the shadows and runs towards it.

White: FUCK!! TERI!!
White skids to a halt next to the unconscious body of Miss Teri. He falls to his knees and scoops her up in his arms and brushes her hair from her face.

White: Teri! Oh god, Teri! You’re ok now, I gotcha…

Miss Teri coughs and her eyes flutter slowly open.

Miss Teri: Brian? What? Where am I? What happened?

White lifts her up in his arms as he stands and heads back to the dressing rooms, Miss Teri’s head resting on his chest.

White: I dunno babe, someone’s playing silly buggers. But we’ll find out…

We cut back to the ring, and Michael Carson is taking centre stage.

Carson: And now it is time for our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! To celebrate fifteen years of 4CW legend Drunkin Janitur, the following contest is a BALLOON BRAWL scheduled for ONE FALL!

The camera pans out to reveal a bunch of weapons littered around ringside, chairs, ladders, tables, pipes, stop signs. They all have one thing in common. They are covered in or tied to balloons. Next to the commentary table is a man in his sixties, blowing up balloons and attaching them to weapons. He ties one to a kendo stick and throws it on the floor.

”Step” by Ministry hits the PA system. Dirk Meyer comes out on stage and look around at the match laid out in front of him. He looks half-amused, half-irritated.

Carson: Introducing first, from Valhalla, New York, weighing in at 240lbs… 4CW Hall of Famer… DIRK … MEYERRRR!!

Phoenix: And we’re in for a treat of a main event! Janitur has made the rules of this match…
Ito: I think the word you’re looking for is fun.
Phoenix: Sure… something like that.

Meyer slides into the ring and takes his place in the corner. He clearly is all business tonight and awaiting the arrival of the anniversary boy.

”Ding Dong Song” by Gunther hits the PA system to a big pop from the crowd. Janitur steps out on stage, in full coat and mask, as well as his mop and bucket.

Phoenix: Janitur not only prepared for the match but the cleaning too!
Ito: I’d expect nothing less.

Carson: And his opponent, from Oshkosh-Neenah, Wisconsin, weighing in at 240lbs… DRUNKIIIIIN … JANITUUUUUR!!

Drunkin Janitur eats up the crowd reaction by waving his mop in the air like a flag, but stops when he realises he’s dripping mop water all over himself. He heads down the ramp and enters the ring, leaving the mop and bucket on the outside.

Phoenix: Well, this will certainly be a match to remember!

Anna Molly seems pleased with her pre-match checks and calls for the bell for the main event to begin!

The match begins with a lock-up, and Meyer quickly takes control and starts to dominate the early minutes of the match. There’s a few technical exchanges, but Meyer always gets the best of the situation. He takes down Janitur with two clotheslines and a suplex and finally a scoop slam before making the first cover of the match, but Janitur kicks out at two.

Janitur then reverses Meyer’s next attempt at an attack and sends him flying over the top rope and crashing to the ring outside. This infuriates Meyer, who picks up a balloon-wrapped steel chair and heads back into the ring. Meyer swings but Janitur swiftly avoids the attack, before dropkicking the chair into Meyer’s face complete with the pop of one of the balloons bursting.

Janitur starts to control the tempo of the match. He hits a back body drop and a neckbreaker for a two count, and then goes up top and hits The Plunge (Diving Headbutt) for another two count. Janitur picks up the chair but this time Meyer is able to counter, dropkicking the chair in Janitur’s face in return. The now balloon-free chair is picked up by Meyer, who unleashed five or six shots in quick succession on Janitur’s back. Meyer then dumps Janitur out of the ring, much like Janitur did to him earlier.

Seemingly retreating, Janitur crawls under the ring. Meyer quickly leaves the ring in an attempt to stop Janitur. He grabs his foot and yanks - except it’s not Janitur that comes out - it’s JaniHer! Meyer pushes her aside and feels under the ring, clasps onto another leg and pulls it out - but this time it’s Swiffer!

Meyer piefaces Swiffer and goes under again. This time he yanks - but doesn’t get much movement other than a leg. With excessive effort, he drags out the next boy - only to reveal a GIGANTIC JANISTAR waiting for him! Meyer runs over to grab the balloon-covered ladder. He lifts it up as JANISTAR gets to his feet. Meyer charges at the big man with the ladder but JANISTAR grabs it and rips it out of Meyer’s hand. He throws the ladder away, and sidesteps Meyer charging him, causing Meyer to run straight and crash into the steel steps. Janitur comes out from under the ring on the other side, and picks up a balloon kendo stick. He walks back around to Meyer and unleashes on him. The old man at ringside has stopped putting balloons on weapons and is now just blowing them up and tossing them into the ring.

While Janitur and Meyer brawl on the outside (which mostly consists of Janitur unleashing the kendo stick on Meyer), the balloons start to fill the ring more and more until there’s at least twenty in there. Janitur rolls Meyer back into the ring and follows suit. Janitur picks up Meyer but Meyer blocks a suplex attempt, going into one of his own and slamming Janitur into two balloons with pop underneath him.

Meyer picks up Janitur and goes for the mask! The crowd rips apart Meyer at this ultimate sign of disrespect and gasp when Meyer RIPS OFF THE MASK!! The camera moves to Janitur - who has a SECOND mask underneath!

Meyer frowns and knees Janitur in the gut. Meyer sets him up for a neckbreaker but Janitur spins out and hits a DDT. A balloon pops on impact. Janitur then dives into The Sperm (The Worm) and hits it perfectly, hooking the leg but only gets a two count! Janitur picks up Meyer and grabs in a half-dragon, half-nelson suplex that he unleashes overhead! Janitur hits THE 2GIRLS1CUP!! Balloons pop and explode everywhere, flying over the top rope and into the crowd. Janitur rolls over and covers Meyer to get the ONE … TWO … THREE!!

Carson: Here is your winner… DRUNKIIIIIN … JANITUR!!

Win-Loss Records
Janitur 1-0
Dirk Meyer 0-2

”Ding Dong Song” by Gunther hits the PA system and the crowd roars, loving that the hero of the day has come out on top. Confetti falls down from the rafters which earns an even bigger pop from the crowd.

Phoenix: Well, it’s a celebration I guess! Janitur beats Dirk Meyer in his 15th Anniversary! There’s no doubt Janitur has provided us with endless entertainment over the years and tonight certainly fits his library of content!
Ito: A glorious competitor in all the best ways - and he found a way to pull off what is a notable upset tonight!

Inside the ring, the rest of The Janiturs head into the ring and lift Janitur on their shoulders as the confetti continues to fall.

Phoenix: It’s been a hell of a show tonight! Join us next week, that’s right JUST ONE WEEK - for 4CW Cupid’s Chaos, exclusively on the 4CW Network!

Janitur comes down from the shoulders of his comrades and then he turns to them and signals that it’s time to clean with a sweeping motion. They all leave the ring and hop to work, picking up weapons, sweeping up confetti and fixing the steps. Janitur turns to the hard camera and raises his hands in victory, then rolls out and grabs his mop as the camera fades and we cut to black.

Quick Results:
Madeline Phoenix defeated Eli Waters via DQ
Quentin Cosmos defeated Murder of Crows
Jason Crow (c) defeated Jerome Grayson to retain the 4CW Hardcore Championship
Supreme defeated Robert Smith
Supreme defeated Jerome Grayson
Xavier Avana (c) defeated Tommy Young in an Ante Up match to retain the 4CW Custom Cup Championship (Young's jacket, a family heirloom, on the line)
Janitur defeated Dirk Meyer in a Balloon Brawl match

Writing Credit:
Janitur Open: Rhys/RD
Phoenix vs Waters: Rhys
Cosmos vs Crows: Rhys
White Looks For Miss Teri Segments: Gorgrim
Crow (c) vs Grayson: Rhys
Supreme vs Smith/Supreme vs Grayson: Rhys
Avana (c) vs Young: Gorgrim
Janitur vs Meyer: Rhys

Review Sheet:
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Cosmos vs Crows:
White Looks For Miss Teri Segments:
Crow (c) vs Grayson:
Supreme vs Smith/Supreme vs Grayson:
Avana (c) vs Young:
Janitur vs Meyer: