Random Thoughts Tread
Okay, so what do you do if you get shit on your hands in a public toilet? You have the dilemma of trying to get your trousers back up, and done up, without getting shit on your clothes. The other option is keeping them around your ankles whilst you wonder into a public space to wash your hands. But then you are literally presenting yourself to potential rapists and possibly a prison sentence for being a weirdo in a public toilet. What are you meant to do? Do you just risk getting it on your clothes? Try and get everything done one handed, even though the chances are you wipe with your predominant hand so shit would be on that one, leaving you to try to do everything up with your weaker hand?
And yes, I thought about this whilst doing a shit. Thinking, I'm at work. What if I got shit on my hands? Wouldn't want to get any on my clothes because I'd smell of shit all day. Can't wash my hands without pulling my trousers back up as if someone came in I'd likely get fired. And yes, I wonder this every time I shit at work. Thankfully, never got shit on my hands yet, but some day they might decide to save money on cheaper toilet paper and then there's always the possibility that a finger might break through.
By SennY Thu-31-Aug-2017 16:54:33
Universal Interspecies GM of the 4w Galaxy · 325 commentsDo they limit you on toilet paper? Could'nt you just wipe it off with that and then go wash your hands?
By benjawi Thu-31-Aug-2017 16:58:53
Admin · 3,242 commentsDo they limit you on toilet paper? Could'nt you just wipe it off with that and then go wash your hands?
Wouldn't you still technically have shit on your hands just from wiping it off? Especially if it's like a sticky shit. It's the kind of thing where you'd hope they also have decent soap.
I laughed my ass off reading this by the way... a bit too much thought went into it.
By Pilgrim Paige Thu-31-Aug-2017 20:28:48
The Moon Maiden · 654 commentsThankfully, never got shit on my hands yet, but some day they might decide to save money on cheaper toilet paper and then there's always the possibility that a finger might break through.
Bring your own toilet paper to work. And a packet of baby wipes. Goodness, what misery must people who exclusively dry-wipe be putting themselves through?! I wouldn't feel half as clean without wet wipes. Do a gentle dry wipe to assess the situation; a thorough wet wipe; then clue up with a few dry wipes using your favorite brand of cushiony soft awesomeness. No cheap-ass one-ply or recycled TP that you're pretty sure was sandpaper in a past life for you, you goddamn champion! You may not be the boss at your job, but you can be the boss of your own asshole! Now—go forth into the world a wiser soul than you once were.
TL;DR: Bring good stuff; wipe with it; self high-five!
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By Ninjak_XO Thu-31-Aug-2017 09:18:07
Main Event · 977 comments