The Belly and The Beast: A Ballad of Essa HH

I'm confused what exactly is this thread about?

I'm relatively sure Essa got into the absinthe reserves....

Haha. I've reread it a few times in case I missed something but no it doesn't make any sense to me lol.

Again, if anyone wants to look at me tying one on with my best friend, look at the above. My apologies but will leave for posterity.

The just of it, my sister in law is leaving us soon (she has been a live in nanny). I convinced her into the job if I paid for her schooling afterwards and heads to school in september.  My best friend came over, and my wife released me from parental responsibilities. The result was lots of bourbon and scotch in the stables. Farm hand found us passed out in a haystack. My wife is currently laughing her ass off at us as we try to recover in the basement.

tr,dl: upset SIL is leaving, got drunk, found in haystack

I think perhaps even the "internet" talks are not addressed enough. 4w is not anything about wrestling anymore its about keeping up with people who you can trust without revealing identity.

I only really look to see how others are doing at this stage and that is ok. There are only a few of us who knew it when things were badass. I would perhaps argue not since LSW, Belly, and I were we having topics that burn.

Way back when, Belly , Azazel, Bad Guy and others said don't him. I dont appreciate it from my personal views about wrestling, but they  let me stick around. Belly the hangmen  wanted to ban me. He did not, and i will argue Ive been the most influential person of 4w.

You want to take a shot at me ok, but Belly is the only poster to ask me to help out. Which i am ok with just give the big guy credit.

-Rob

To translate:

- topics that burn refer to posts that hit a certain level of replies that they would look like they are on fire. Think of reddit with upvotes. Get over 50 replies the topic looked like it was a file folder on fire.

- Belly, bad guy, and azazel were the mods when I started with 4w, they each had reasons to ban me but let me stick around. I posted the ABC's thinking if i hit 325 posts I would also be a moderator. They didnt ban me. By not doing so perhaps let the most infamous 4w person stay around.

- I will always take shots at me with as much grace as possible, Belly who was once a mortal enemy is now a person I can sound things off of. 4w is amazing with how things can end up like that.

What the heck is this lol STILL am confused

What the heck is this lol STILL am confused

Sery, trust me no one ever will. Belly and I had a relationship that was the absolute worst. I was the bane of his internet existence for awhile, and his mine. Somehow we stuck it out and now he is a sounding board that is so removed from my life it is very refreshing. Its just very ironic we went from a mutual dislike to a mutual understanding. There isn't a person on 4w that knows more about what my (or, cant talk for him) daily struggles are. I value his counsel.

In my post I drunkedly tried to describe how our relationship evolved. I failed, due to being hammered.

So you DID get into the absinthe!!

(Said like Lee Travino in Happy Gilmore, "Grizzly Adams DID have a beard!")

Lol I get it. Although Belly is such a sweetheart! I can't see him disliking anyone haha. It's cool to see how far you've come and how far back you guys go. The pillars of 4W.

Lol I get it. Although Belly is such a sweetheart! I can't see him disliking anyone haha. It's cool to see how far you've come and how far back you guys go. The pillars of 4W.

Lets put it this way, he has "known" me for at least 6 or 7 years longer than my wife.

I do need 4w's help. Of course I have been bantering back and forth with Belly via email. I was informed that Belly was considering buying a fish pet store. Since then we have been going back and forth with fish puns.

Examples.

- Yes, i’m gillty of terrible fish puns, if you can think of better ones let minnow.
- I couldn’t resist with the fish puns, though I donphinately have no reason to scale back on them before I start krilling them
- They are not bad but you cod do better.. I can sea that these fish puns are going to become a pain in the bass pretty quick

If anyone has any good or clever ones, please harass Belly. I've got to keep my friends close, but my anenomes even closer. 😐

Stop carping on, Essa.