Weirdest shit you'll see all day thread

I think my 'What the Fuck-o-meter' just broke.....

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news … at-7260407

Woman genuinely believes that she's a cat. A CAT! And to make things better, she has a friend who isn't a cat, but has "someone in his head who is a cat". Okay then...

Today, I came inside a girl's vagina by accident. Neither one of us wants her to be pregnant, and I had to spend half an hour with her sitting on my face, while I sucked my own cum out of her. I don't even know if this will work. FML

Found this beaut today. Jesus, both sound too retarded to be having sex.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news … at-7260407

Woman genuinely believes that she's a cat. A CAT! And to make things better, she has a friend who isn't a cat, but has "someone in his head who is a cat". Okay then...

Well, she genuinely wants attention, that's for sure. Frankly, it seems like she's capitalizing on society's slow (ahem... slooow) march towards acceprance of trans folk. The whole "I am a at, there was a defect in my birth" thing sounds a lot like the insults all over YouTube on transgender-positive videos, like when Jazz did the Clean and Clear commercial. Just pages of this shit:

My son thinks he's a chicken,so i bought him the best chicken suit money can buy.He "will" be allowed to wear it in school or I will sue.One day when he finds a nice hen i will plan a wedding because this is who he is.

Anyways, nice to see things are still peaceful enough in Norway for such nonsense to be news.

Edit: Wow, the quote thing looks terrible on this version of the site - doesn't make me think "that's quoted text" the second I see it like back in the day - what's wrong with just boxed text and a username (if applicable) over it?

Last edited by Pilgrim Paige (Sat-13-Feb-2016 00:18:02)

That cat lady is one hammer short of a tool shed. Total nutjob.

Last edited by rhys (Sat-13-Feb-2016 02:12:35)